nofileext: (Captain Capacitor)
ReBoot NPCs ([personal profile] nofileext) wrote2007-05-16 08:03 pm
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A Wretched Hub of Scum and Villainy

It's a simple enough plan: go to a system the Guardians haven't taken control of yet, explain the situation to its citizenry, and recruit volunteers to aid in the fight against Daemon.

The tricky part is finding a system with a decent-sized population that hasn't attracted the Guardians' attention yet.

Fortunately, the Crimson Binome believes he may know of just such a place.

"Can ye open a portal to these coordinates, lass?"

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sewers?" YT asks, looking vaguely disgusted. But when a stray shot from one of the Guardian ships hits a nearby pile of crates, she loses her reluctance. "Okay. Lead on," she says.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Better hurry then," YT says. She can't rise out of the hole on her plank - not enough room for that - so she makes it fly out, then hauls her humanoid half out through the opening. Then she jumps on the plank, pulling her minimized 'poon off her belt as she does. With the magnetic cup reeled in and the thing held in her hand, it looks like some wide-angle intergalactic death ray.

And here, it is kind of a death ray. Or a death something. Magnets can do a lot of damage in the virtual world.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
They're spotted before they can get back under cover: one of the Guardians barks orders to the rest, who lift their rifles and start firing away. YT jerks sideways and up, releases the reel on her 'poon, and starts swinging the cup around like a lasso. After a couple of rotations she throws it, then hits the switch to engage the magnetic charge.

The jumps at one of the Guardians like a striking cobra and hits his chest, causing him to jerk spasmodically. YT disengages the magnet and reels in the 'poon cup as the Guardian topples over, flickering.

Unfortunately, this move results in quite a lot of rifle fire being concentrated on her.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey! Captain!" YT calls, swooping in on a Guardian and knocking her out cold with the baud.

They seem to have a handle on the ground troops now, but a couple of the fighters seem to have taken notice and are headed in their direction.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Awesome! Um, I think we'd better get back in the sewers before those ships get us. Or maybe in the control t-"

Just then, there's a bright flash of light and a deafening boom accompanied by a wash of heat and ground-shaking vibrations. YT's almost knocked out of the air by the blast.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
At this point, the person closest to YT is Capacitor's mom. Acting on instinct, she swoops down, grabs the swearing and struggling binome woman, and pulls her out of the way just as the control tower collapses.

The companion she came in with isn't so lucky.

"Captain? You okay?" He's flat on his face and the lower half of him is trapped under a pile of rubble.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
YT whips her head around and yells "Whoaholyshit!" as she narrowly dodges a cannon barrage from two Guardian fighters. She descends to the ground and frantically starts pulling rubble off Capacitor while the ships pass over and start turning around for another attempted shot.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"No way," YT says simply, still pulling off bits of rubble. She's interrupted when one of the motley ships of the system's defense force, hit by a shot from the invading Guardians, goes down in a burning tailspin and crashes not far from her. There's a bunch of Guardian fighters closing in on her and the beleaguered binomes too. That only motivates her to try and work faster.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
He's right. Dammit, he's right. There's no way the system's gonna hold out against this, and no way she can free Capacitor without getting herself busted or worse. "Okay," she says, trying not to choke up. "Okay. I'll do it. I'll tell them." YT wants to say goodbye or something, but there's really nothing she can think to say. So she just gives his hand a squeeze before ascending, looking for an escape route. She has to think about getting back to Mainframe with this intel.

YT figures that she'll have the best chance if she goes for the hole the Guardians have made. They don't seem to be actively keeping a watch on it. Of course, she has to get through a whole aerial battle to reach it.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like surfing in the wrong lane on the freeway, which is something YT has never been dumb enough to try. Operating almost purely on instinct, she swerves around ships, weaves through various dogfights and tries to avoid explosions. She gets close to the hole in the sky and thinks she's home free - basically - but one of the Guardian ships sees her and is promptly on her tail.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
YT doesn't think she can make it out of the hole before the guns start blazing. But she's not going to surrender. With a battle cry of "Screw you!" she dips beneath the fighter, swinging her 'poon again, and sending that magnet straight for the ship's underbelly.

[identity profile] feminine-menace.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
There's barely time for YT to dodge out of the way before the ship can fall on her and take her down with it. Then she heads through the hole and out into the Net. She doesn't know how to get to Mainframe from here, but she has the system's IP address, and she knows there are free-floating tears around. She can make a portal there if she finds one.

She's not happy about leaving Capacitor behind, but she's going to make sure he won't go down for nothing. She'll tell Dot and Bob about the Guardians' strategy so they can find a way to stop it.